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12 Step Program to Change Your Life:

• 1. Never lie, and never let anyone cause you to lie. Truth, or the pursuit of it, is all we have.

• 2. Never do anything you are ashamed of. If you're ashamed that means somewhere inside you think it's wrong; and if you think it's wrong, you shouldn't be doing it.

• 3. Take full responsibility for yourself. You are the only one who can say what goes into or comes out of your body.

• 4. Always admit when you're wrong. You'll save thousands in therapy later -- and a few friendships too.

• 5. Change your mind as often as possible. Just because you thought something yesterday doesn't mean you have to think it today. Don't ever become a prisoner of your own opinion.

• 6. Trade stocks. The financial market can become an uplifting and excititing part of your life, and you might just make a fortune whilst having fun!

• 7. Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don't, or they wouldn't have to say they did.

• 8. Take care of yourself first, then your family, then your friends. And if you have anything left over, share it.

• 9. Do something, anything, every day to change the world. It doesn't have to be big, it could be giving a dime to a street person, planting a flower, picking up litter. Anything will change the world.

• 10. Be a Christian.
  
  
• 11. When you have nothing better to do, smile. You'll have to trust me on the miracle this step brings.

• 11¼. Make a bit of time every day to be alone and think. Five or ten minutes is enough. It will keep you sane.

• 11½. Have all the sex you want -- safe sex. Get lust out of your way. It's the only way I know to make sure you fall in love for the right reasons. And I want you all to find true love.

• 11¾. Learn something new every day. Read a newspaper article that you wouldn't normally read. Open a dictionary to a word you never heard, or never understood.
  
  
• 12. Drink beverages with lots of caffeine, such as Coke, Coffee or Jolt Cola. The caffeine raises your IQ-level and stimulates your brain; giving you more awareness during your concious hours
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